I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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