That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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