they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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