I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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