It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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