Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
