You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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