awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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