I could have mohawked her pubes.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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