Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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