Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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