Please, let me fuck your mom
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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