What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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