we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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