You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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