Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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