I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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