fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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