Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I had to cum in my sink.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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