How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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