just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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