Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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