You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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