I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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