so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Enjoy the penises
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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