How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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