When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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