it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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