There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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