So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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