Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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