is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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