it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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