Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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