idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.