...so i touched it.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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