Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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