So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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