Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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