You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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