can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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