i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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