she was so not down for the gang bang
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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