Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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