Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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