And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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