i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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