Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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