everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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