I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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