Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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