no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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