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How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.