I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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