seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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