I accidentally had phone sex last night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit