My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You smell like stripper and shame
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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