what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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