I got her a Nickelback box set.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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