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(708): View more from Illinois

Crying babies in a bar. Really?

(708): View more from Illinois

And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

(704): View more from North Carolina

Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks

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(905): View more from Ontario

It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.

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