There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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