what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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