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3:26am: come over

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you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over

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4:11am: mnlodp

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dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over

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(248) 3:26am: come over (847): you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over (248) 4:11am: mnlodp (847): dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over http://tfl.nu/tbh5

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i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer

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(972): i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer http://tfl.nu/kbap

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?

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(978): my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD? http://tfl.nu/bj44

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(916): View more from California

the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.

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(916): the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it. http://tfl.nu/4aun

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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever

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(847): stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever http://tfl.nu/se2n

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"

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(704): you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!" http://tfl.nu/9nr0

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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.

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(410): To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows. http://tfl.nu/3dnj

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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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(330): The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops. http://tfl.nu/2l9n

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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.

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(214): One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair. http://tfl.nu/h2x0

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.

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(419): I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done. http://tfl.nu/5j5b

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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.

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(864): I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out. http://tfl.nu/hn3q

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..

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(215): i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be.. http://tfl.nu/8j64

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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.

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(813): Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over. http://tfl.nu/p98p

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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.

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(201): I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man. http://tfl.nu/58ag

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(248): View more from Michigan

By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.

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(248): By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it. http://tfl.nu/tqx4

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