Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.